Are you suffering from a case of acute boredom or a chronic lack of anything good to watch? Don’t worry, Dr. Movie is here to write you a prescription. This week’s new streaming releases are the perfect cure for your entertainment ailments. Please take as directed.
Rx: For Adrenaline Deficiency. Prescribing one viewing of Ballerina (Starz). This potent dose of John Wick-style action is proven to increase heart rate and cure listlessness. Side effects may include shouting “wow!” at your screen. For a stronger dose of suspense, supplement with The Surfer (Hulu).
Rx: For Nostalgia Withdrawal. We recommend a course of Karate Kid: Legends (Netflix), to be taken this Saturday. This film is a powerful remedy for anyone missing the inspirational stories of the 80s and 90s. It has been shown to improve mood and restore a sense of wonder.
Rx: For an Overly Serious Demeanor. Take M3GAN 2.0 (Peacock) as needed. This film’s unique blend of sci-fi action and dark, campy humor is the perfect treatment for taking life too seriously. Side effects include spontaneous laughter and a newfound appreciation for killer dolls.
Rx: For Emotional Numbness. For best results, take one dose of All of You (Apple TV+) tomorrow evening. This powerful sci-fi romance is designed to stimulate the heart and cure feelings of apathy. It is a potent, emotionally resonant treatment.
Follow this prescription plan, and we guarantee your entertainment health will be fully restored by the end of the weekend.